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10.06.2025 00:11

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
So they tried
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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