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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

So they tried

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Astronomers discover black hole ripping a star apart inside a galactic collision. 'It is a peculiar event' - Yahoo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do humans know everything they need to know?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

7 storylines to watch with All-Star voting underway - MLB.com

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com